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  1. 2:54
    Reporter Investigates Claims He Ruined His Family's Thanksgiving Dinner [2:54]
  2. 4:03
    Wild Fall Break Parties Pose Risks For College Students [4:03]
  3. 1:50
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  1. 1:28
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  2. 3:01
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  4. 1:58
    Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion [1:58]
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    Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter [1:09]
  3. 1:23
    Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria [1:23]
  4. 2:28
    Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis [2:28]
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    Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them [1:03]
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  4. 2:06
    Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide? [2:06]
  1. 3:21
    Teen's Death Hits Reporter Hard [3:21]
  2. 1:51
    Obama Begs Voters Not To Make His Daughters Switch Schools [1:51]
  3. 1:54
    GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head [1:54]
  4. 2:51
    Panelists Discussing GOP Debate Clearly Didn't Watch It [2:51]
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    2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead [1:03]
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    Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby [1:36]
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    Did The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman? [2:04]
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    2011 Top Story: Japanese Nuclear Reactor Totally Safe Says Two-Headed Plant Official [1:19]
  3. 1:26
    2011 Top Story: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds [1:26]
  4. 2:35
    Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall [2:35]
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    Brooke Alvarez Has All The Answers, Even About Particle Physics  [1:07]
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    Year In Review: Revolution In Egypt Either Courageous Or Stupid Depending On Outcome [1:25]
  3. 5:04
    Year In Review: Renewable Energy Source Encoded In Charlie Sheen's Rants [5:04]
  4. 1:20
    Chinese Paint Tops List Of This Year's Must-Have Holiday Gifts [1:20]
  1. 1:41
    Parents Honor Dead Son's Memory By Keeping Up His Awful Blog [1:41]
  2. 5:03
    Brooke Alvarez Explains Why There Are So Many People In Prison [5:03]
  3. 4:08
    High Unemployment Linked To Increasing Number Of Face Tattoos [4:08]
  4. 1:26
    Older Hispanic Men Line Up Excitedly For 'Breaking Dawn' Premiere [1:26]
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    Brooke Alvarez Must Decide Between "Watch The Throne" And "Carter IV" [1:06]
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    Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine [2:19]
  3. 1:38
    New Robot Warns When Someone's About To Walk In On You Masturbating [1:38]
  4. 1:10
    Brooke Alvarez Teaches Us How To Deal With Uninformed People [1:10]
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    Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal [1:47]
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    U.S. Turns To The Makers Of The Foul-Tasting But Very Successful Zico Coconut Water To Help Turn Economy Around [1:03]
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    Glenn Beck Appears In Revealing Documentary About Brooke Alvarez's Childhood As Russian Cosmonaut [1:52]
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    Brooke Alvarez Names The One Person Who Could Compel Her To Go On 'Dancing With The Stars' [1:13]
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  2. 1:06
    Comatose John Clarkson Drops Out Of GOP Race Due To Sex Scandal [1:06]
  3. 1:09
    GOP Race Heats Up As Candidate In Coma More Appealing Than Rest of Field [1:09]
  4. 4:00
    President's Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face [4:00]
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    Brooke Alvarez Has A Chance to Ask Herself A Question [1:02]
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    Brooke Alvarez Decides Who's the Worst Liar in Washington [1:10]
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    Brooke Explains Why She Has No Problem with Drunk Texting [1:00]
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    Brooke Alvarez Attempts To Connect With The Common Man By Answering Viewer Questions [5:02]
  2. 1:58
    New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations [1:58]
  3. 1:14
    Brooke Alvarez Explains Why Even Losers on Facebook Deserve Her Attention [1:14]
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    New Law Legalizes Brandishing Guns At Head Level (Season 1: Ep 9 on IFC) [2:12]
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    Landmark Civil Rights Act Made Racism Slightly Less Overt (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) [1:22]
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    Many Doctors Say It's 'High' Time To Legalize Marijuana (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) [2:28]
  3. 1:15
    Popular 1920s Dance Originated As Way To Terrorize Jews (Season 1: Ep 6 on IFC) [1:15]
  4. 1:45
    Shelby Cross Takes On Public Indecency By Videotaping Teens Having Sex (Season 1: Ep 7 on IFC) [1:45]
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    Small Town's UFO Scare Revealed To Be Alien Hoax (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC) [1:22]
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    New Study Explains Why Comic Sans Font So Hilarious (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC) [1:36]
  3. 1:56
    Law Gives All Mistreated Americans Right To Open Casino (Season 1: Ep 5 on IFC) [1:56]
  4. 2:17
    Supreme Court Rules First Amendment Does Not Apply To Annoying Man (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) [2:17]
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    Miners Trapped In Life-Threatening Mining Jobs (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) [2:25]
  2. 1:10
    Nation's Singers Rudely Telling DJs How To Do Job (Season 1: Ep 9 on IFC) [1:10]
  3. 2:11
    Obama Begs U.S. Not To Embarrass Him In Front Of French (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)  [2:11]
  4. 2:35
    Escort Reveals Affair With That Actor From That Thing (Season 1: Ep 4 on IFC) [2:35]
  1. 1:32
    Nation's Climatologists Exhibiting Strange Behavior (Season 1: Ep 5 on IFC) [1:32]
  2. 1:32
    Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia [1:32]
  3. Joe Biden Introduces Trio Of Sexy Bodyguards
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    Nation Somehow Failed To Predict Attack By Michael Bay [1:36]
  1. 2:38
    Potential School Shooter Gunned Down By Popular Jock [2:38]
  2. 1:33
    Anti-Gay Senator's Horse Affair Caught On Tape [1:33]
  3. 1:27
    Live: Senator Addresses Rumors Of Horse Affair [1:27]
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    National Dating Standards Lowered [1:29]
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    Shelby Cross Instructs Viewers To Build "Justice Shed" [3:19]
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    America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting On You? [2:34]
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    Predator Drone TR425 Takes The Stand [1:04]
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    Predator Drone Court-Martialed For Afghani Civilian Deaths [1:16]
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    Troubled Democrats To Undergo Party Counseling [1:44]
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    Autistic Reporter: Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man [2:19]
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    Law Prohibits Nation's Shawnas From Using Tanning Beds [1:23]
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    American Dream Declared Dead As Final Believer Gives Up [3:10]
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    Damaged Women Stage Drunken 2 a.m. March On Washington [2:24]
  4. 2:24
    In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once [2:24]
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    Cases Of Shaken Manchild Syndrome On The Rise [2:45]
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    Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish [2:12]
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    CIA's 'Facebook' Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs [3:43]
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    PSA: Ben Stiller Speaks Out Against Shaken Manchild Syndrome [1:14]
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    Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On Economy [2:04]
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    Man Becomes GOP Frontrunner After Showing No Interest In Government [1:28]
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    Small Town Throws Pride Parade For Only Gay Resident [1:48]
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    Oklahoma Doctors Can Legally Pretend To Give Abortions [2:19]
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    Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language [2:33]
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    Ear Of Genetically Modified Corn Begs For Death [2:16]
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    Man Who Shit Pants In Grade School Awarded Purple Heart [1:35]
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    Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet [2:47]
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    PETA Protests Use Of Chickens To Randomly Pick Oscar Winners [3:03]
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    Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth [1:29]
  4. 2:32
    Obama Denies Accusations He Does Not Love His Dog [2:32]
  1. 2:09
    Breaking News: Woman Crying On Train Platform [2:09]
  2. 2:02
    Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment [2:02]
  3. 2:32
    Nation Elects First Openly Drunk Senator [2:32]
  4. 2:15
    Annual Valentine's Day Stoning Of Happy Couple Held [2:15]
  1. 4:04
    Apple Fans Chopping Off Hands In Anticipation Of New iHand [4:04]
  2. 2:18
    Breaking: Anti-Gay Congressman Caught In Affair With Horse [2:18]
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    Perfectly Good Tire Just Sitting There Behind The Kroger [1:57]
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    Autistic Reporter Covers Gathering Of Crying People [1:53]
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    Massive Snowstorm Leaves Thousands Without Access To Pornography [1:38]
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    Army Program Pairs Female Soldiers With Male Chaperones [1:21]
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    Al Qaeda Populating U.S. With Peaceful 'Decoy Muslims' [3:16]
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    FEMA Rushes Supplies To New Orleans In Anticipation Of Light Snow [1:08]
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    Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law [2:57]
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    Serial Killer Apparently Feels Entitled To Coverage [1:46]
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    Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation's Idiots [1:10]
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    Firefighter Died To Save Unimpressive Teen [1:55]
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    Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult [1:53]
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    FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable" [2:06]
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    This Day In History: The Invention Of The Handjob [1:10]
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