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  1. 2:54
    Reporter Investigates Claims He Ruined His Family's Thanksgiving Dinner [2:54]
  2. 4:03
    Wild Fall Break Parties Pose Risks For College Students [4:03]
  3. 1:50
    Black Part Of Town Moves Across Town [1:50]
  4. 1:43
    Back Of Library Smells Like Weed [1:43]
  1. 1:28
    This Day In History: Apollo 12 Sent To Moon To Pick Up Trash Left By Apollo 11 [1:28]
  2. 3:01
    Reporter Steps In To Replace Woman's Missing Husband [3:01]
  3. 1:16
    Thousands Of Americans Trapped In 'Animal Hoarders' Marathon [1:16]
  4. 1:44
    Prevent Identity Theft By Changing Identity Every Three Years [1:44]
  1. 2:00
    What Is Your Amateur Porn Telling Employers About You? [2:00]
  2. 1:41
    NASA Asks Russians To Stop Filming Porn On International Space Station [1:41]
  3. 2:54
    Country Artist Sings About Real America And Its Meth Addicts [2:54]
  4. 2:24
    Teens Hold Clothing Drive For Classmate Who Dresses Really Ugly [2:24]
  1. 1:12
    Romney's Numbers Skyrocket After Prostitute Reveals She Paid Him To Sleep With Her [1:12]
  2. 2:19
    Are Wetland Preserves Simply Dead-Body Dumping Grounds? [2:19]
  3. 1:55
    Breaking Story So New Reporter Literally Has No Information [1:55]
  4. 2:16
    Reporter Goes Undercover In Chinatown By Wearing Silk Robe [2:16]
  1. 1:54
    Failed Musician Comes Crawling Back To Hometown [1:54]
  2. 1:17
    High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs [1:17]
  3. 2:04
    Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers [2:04]
  4. 1:58
    Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion [1:58]
  1. 2:30
    In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls [2:30]
  2. 1:09
    Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter [1:09]
  3. 1:23
    Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria [1:23]
  4. 2:28
    Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis [2:28]
  1. 1:03
    Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them [1:03]
  2. 1:23
    Small-Town Mayor Steps Down Amid Scandal Over Forged Coupon [1:23]
  3. 1:55
    Nation's First Boombox-Carrying, Rollerskating Congressman Broke Boundaries [1:55]
  4. 2:06
    Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide? [2:06]
  1. 3:21
    Teen's Death Hits Reporter Hard [3:21]
  2. 1:51
    Obama Begs Voters Not To Make His Daughters Switch Schools [1:51]
  3. 1:54
    GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head [1:54]
  4. 2:51
    Panelists Discussing GOP Debate Clearly Didn't Watch It [2:51]
  1. 1:03
    2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead [1:03]
  2. 1:05
    2011 Top Story: One Of Arizona's Many Crazed Gunmen Shoots Congresswoman [1:05]
  3. 1:36
    Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby [1:36]
  4. 1:01
    2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition [1:01]
  1. 2:04
    Did The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman? [2:04]
  2. 1:19
    2011 Top Story: Japanese Nuclear Reactor Totally Safe Says Two-Headed Plant Official [1:19]
  3. 1:26
    2011 Top Story: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds [1:26]
  4. 2:35
    Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall [2:35]
  1. 1:07
    Brooke Alvarez Has All The Answers, Even About Particle Physics  [1:07]
  2. 1:25
    Year In Review: Revolution In Egypt Either Courageous Or Stupid Depending On Outcome [1:25]
  3. 5:04
    Year In Review: Renewable Energy Source Encoded In Charlie Sheen's Rants [5:04]
  4. 1:20
    Chinese Paint Tops List Of This Year's Must-Have Holiday Gifts [1:20]
  1. 1:41
    Parents Honor Dead Son's Memory By Keeping Up His Awful Blog [1:41]
  2. 5:03
    Brooke Alvarez Explains Why There Are So Many People In Prison [5:03]
  3. 4:08
    High Unemployment Linked To Increasing Number Of Face Tattoos [4:08]
  4. 1:26
    Older Hispanic Men Line Up Excitedly For 'Breaking Dawn' Premiere [1:26]
  1. 1:06
    Brooke Alvarez Must Decide Between "Watch The Throne" And "Carter IV" [1:06]
  2. 2:19
    Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine [2:19]
  3. 1:38
    New Robot Warns When Someone's About To Walk In On You Masturbating [1:38]
  4. 1:10
    Brooke Alvarez Teaches Us How To Deal With Uninformed People [1:10]
  1. 2:03
    Jim And Tracy Put On Fat Suits To See What Life Is Really Like For Awful Fat People [2:03]
  2. 1:02
    Brooke Alvarez Can Speak News In Any Language [1:02]
  3. 1:47
    Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal [1:47]
  4. 1:03
    U.S. Turns To The Makers Of The Foul-Tasting But Very Successful Zico Coconut Water To Help Turn Economy Around [1:03]
  1. 1:52
    Glenn Beck Appears In Revealing Documentary About Brooke Alvarez's Childhood As Russian Cosmonaut [1:52]
  2. 1:13
    Brooke Alvarez Names The One Person Who Could Compel Her To Go On 'Dancing With The Stars' [1:13]
  3. 5:09
    Hackers Shut Down January Jones [5:09]
  4. 1:10
    Brooke Alvarez Assures Us Romantics That True Love Does Exist [1:10]
  1. 1:46
    How To Protect Your Children On Halloween, A.K.A. The Pedophiles' Christmas [1:46]
  2. 1:06
    Comatose John Clarkson Drops Out Of GOP Race Due To Sex Scandal [1:06]
  3. 1:09
    GOP Race Heats Up As Candidate In Coma More Appealing Than Rest of Field [1:09]
  4. 4:00
    President's Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face [4:00]
  1. 1:02
    Brooke Alvarez Has A Chance to Ask Herself A Question [1:02]
  2. 4:02
    Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2 (Full coverage Tues 10/9c only on IFC) [4:02]
  3. 2:40
    Man Born With Face You Just Want To Punch [2:40]
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    Onion News Network Episode 201: Asteroid, Part 4 [1:11]
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    Onion News Network Episode 201: Asteroid, Part 2 [6:45]
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    Onion News Network Episode 201: Asteroid, Part 1 [7:21]
  4. 3:03
    'Onion News Network' Season 2 Premieres Tonight Just In Time For The End Of The World [3:03]
  1. 1:23
    Brooke Alvarez Tells You How to Look Good for the End of the World [1:23]
  2. 1:10
    Brooke Alvarez Decides Who's the Worst Liar in Washington [1:10]
  3. 2:21
    Brutal Spouse-Fighting Ring Discovered in Miami Basement (Preview of Season 2 on IFC) [2:21]
  4. 1:00
    Brooke Explains Why She Has No Problem with Drunk Texting [1:00]
  1. 5:02
    Brooke Alvarez Attempts To Connect With The Common Man By Answering Viewer Questions [5:02]
  2. 1:58
    New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations [1:58]
  3. 1:14
    Brooke Alvarez Explains Why Even Losers on Facebook Deserve Her Attention [1:14]
  4. 2:12
    New Law Legalizes Brandishing Guns At Head Level (Season 1: Ep 9 on IFC) [2:12]
  1. 1:22
    Landmark Civil Rights Act Made Racism Slightly Less Overt (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) [1:22]
  2. 2:28
    Many Doctors Say It's 'High' Time To Legalize Marijuana (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) [2:28]
  3. 1:15
    Popular 1920s Dance Originated As Way To Terrorize Jews (Season 1: Ep 6 on IFC) [1:15]
  4. 1:45
    Shelby Cross Takes On Public Indecency By Videotaping Teens Having Sex (Season 1: Ep 7 on IFC) [1:45]
  1. 1:22
    Small Town's UFO Scare Revealed To Be Alien Hoax (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC) [1:22]
  2. 1:36
    New Study Explains Why Comic Sans Font So Hilarious (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC) [1:36]
  3. 1:56
    Law Gives All Mistreated Americans Right To Open Casino (Season 1: Ep 5 on IFC) [1:56]
  4. 2:17
    Supreme Court Rules First Amendment Does Not Apply To Annoying Man (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) [2:17]
  1. 2:25
    Miners Trapped In Life-Threatening Mining Jobs (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) [2:25]
  2. 1:10
    Nation's Singers Rudely Telling DJs How To Do Job (Season 1: Ep 9 on IFC) [1:10]
  3. 2:11
    Obama Begs U.S. Not To Embarrass Him In Front Of French (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)  [2:11]
  4. 2:35
    Escort Reveals Affair With That Actor From That Thing (Season 1: Ep 4 on IFC) [2:35]
  1. 1:32
    Nation's Climatologists Exhibiting Strange Behavior (Season 1: Ep 5 on IFC) [1:32]
  2. 1:32
    Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia [1:32]
  3. Joe Biden Introduces Trio Of Sexy Bodyguards
  4. 1:36
    Nation Somehow Failed To Predict Attack By Michael Bay [1:36]
  1. 2:38
    Potential School Shooter Gunned Down By Popular Jock [2:38]
  2. 1:33
    Anti-Gay Senator's Horse Affair Caught On Tape [1:33]
  3. 1:27
    Live: Senator Addresses Rumors Of Horse Affair [1:27]
  4. 1:29
    National Dating Standards Lowered [1:29]
  1. 3:19
    Shelby Cross Instructs Viewers To Build "Justice Shed" [3:19]
  2. 2:34
    America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting On You? [2:34]
  3. 1:42
    Live: Congress Debates New Sex-Based American Dreams [1:42]
  4. 1:04
    Predator Drone TR425 Takes The Stand [1:04]
  1. 1:16
    Predator Drone Court-Martialed For Afghani Civilian Deaths [1:16]
  2. 1:44
    Troubled Democrats To Undergo Party Counseling [1:44]
  3. 2:19
    Autistic Reporter: Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man [2:19]
  4. 1:23
    Law Prohibits Nation's Shawnas From Using Tanning Beds [1:23]
  1. 3:00
    Internet Outage Forces Public Into Street To Voice Their Inane Opinions [3:00]
  2. 3:10
    American Dream Declared Dead As Final Believer Gives Up [3:10]
  3. 2:24
    Damaged Women Stage Drunken 2 a.m. March On Washington [2:24]
  4. 2:24
    In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once [2:24]
  1. 2:45
    Cases Of Shaken Manchild Syndrome On The Rise [2:45]
  2. 2:12
    Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish [2:12]
  3. 3:43
    CIA's 'Facebook' Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs [3:43]
  4. 1:14
    PSA: Ben Stiller Speaks Out Against Shaken Manchild Syndrome [1:14]
  1. 2:04
    Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On Economy [2:04]
  2. 1:28
    Man Becomes GOP Frontrunner After Showing No Interest In Government [1:28]
  3. 1:48
    Small Town Throws Pride Parade For Only Gay Resident [1:48]
  4. 2:19
    Oklahoma Doctors Can Legally Pretend To Give Abortions [2:19]
  1. 2:33
    Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language [2:33]
  2. 2:16
    Ear Of Genetically Modified Corn Begs For Death [2:16]
  3. 1:35
    Man Who Shit Pants In Grade School Awarded Purple Heart [1:35]
  4. 2:47
    Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet [2:47]
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    Get Your Onion News Network Action Figures Today! [4:07]
  2. 3:03
    PETA Protests Use Of Chickens To Randomly Pick Oscar Winners [3:03]
  3. 1:29
    Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth [1:29]
  4. 2:32
    Obama Denies Accusations He Does Not Love His Dog [2:32]
  1. 2:09
    Breaking News: Woman Crying On Train Platform [2:09]
  2. 2:02
    Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment [2:02]
  3. 2:32
    Nation Elects First Openly Drunk Senator [2:32]
  4. 2:15
    Annual Valentine's Day Stoning Of Happy Couple Held [2:15]
  1. 4:04
    Apple Fans Chopping Off Hands In Anticipation Of New iHand [4:04]
  2. 2:18
    Breaking: Anti-Gay Congressman Caught In Affair With Horse [2:18]
  3. 1:57
    Perfectly Good Tire Just Sitting There Behind The Kroger [1:57]
  4. 1:53
    Autistic Reporter Covers Gathering Of Crying People [1:53]
  1. 1:38
    Massive Snowstorm Leaves Thousands Without Access To Pornography [1:38]
  2. 1:21
    Army Program Pairs Female Soldiers With Male Chaperones [1:21]
  3. 3:16
    Al Qaeda Populating U.S. With Peaceful 'Decoy Muslims' [3:16]
  4. 1:08
    FEMA Rushes Supplies To New Orleans In Anticipation Of Light Snow [1:08]
  1. 2:57
    Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law [2:57]
  2. 1:46
    Serial Killer Apparently Feels Entitled To Coverage [1:46]
  3. 1:10
    Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation's Idiots [1:10]
  4. 1:55
    Firefighter Died To Save Unimpressive Teen [1:55]
  1. 1:53
    Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult [1:53]
  2. 2:06
    FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable" [2:06]
  3. 1:10
    This Day In History: The Invention Of The Handjob [1:10]
  4. 1:17
    'FactZone' Viewer Has Sad, Pathetic Life [1:17]
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    Morbid Curiosity Leading Many Voters To Support Palin [2:24]
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    Inside The Onion News Network [2:03]
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    Kim Jong Il Ends Nuclear Program For Lead In Next 'Batman' [1:31]
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