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    Predicting the weather with 100 percent accuracy since its inception, the Onion Weather Center can account for the precise spot where every drop of rain or flake of snow has fallen for the past 75 years.

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  1. 1:21
    Weather Forecast Says It's Windy As A Bastard [1:21]
  2. 4:01
    Nauseatingly Precious NYC Couples To Walk Around In Rain [4:01]
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    Scattered Deaths Of Elderly Floridians Expected Throughout The Week [2:06]
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    We Dumb It Down The Best We Can For Our Viewers In The Deep South [3:30]
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    Chief Meteorologist Mike Matthias Gives The Nightly Forecast For His Ex-Wife Sara [2:41]
  2. 2:55
    Bostonians Urged To Speak Like Normal Human Beings When Communicating With Flood Rescue Personnel [2:55]
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