1. The Onion

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    Hosts Kenny Kennedy and Doc Brooks tear through the week’s top sports stories on Get Out Of My Face! by hurling insults and shouting analysis at each other with sickening speed and intensity.

Popular Episodes

  1. 3:09
    Lance Armstrong's Publicity Team Playing Up The 1993 Norway Road Race Title He Still Has [3:09]
  2. 2:48
    Ichiro Suzuki Convinces Yankee Teammates That It's Good Luck To Lick His Elbow [2:48]
  3. 2:47
    Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor" [2:47]
  1. 3:02
    London Authorities Cracking Down On Dangerous "Night Olympics" [3:02]
  2. 2:40
    After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict [2:40]
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    Broncos Receivers Worried Peyton Manning Going To Expose How Bad They Are [2:46]
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Episodes

  1. 3:09
    Lance Armstrong's Publicity Team Playing Up The 1993 Norway Road Race Title He Still Has [3:09]
  2. 2:48
    Ichiro Suzuki Convinces Yankee Teammates That It's Good Luck To Lick His Elbow [2:48]
  3. 2:47
    Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor" [2:47]
  4. 3:02
    London Authorities Cracking Down On Dangerous "Night Olympics" [3:02]
  1. 2:58
    Coach K Hires Coxswain To Keep USA Basketball Team Motivated And In Rhythm [2:58]
  2. 2:47
    God Tells IOC President To Build Ark, Gather 2 Olympians From Each Sport [2:47]
  3. Penn State Offers Victims The Chance To Vandalize Joe Paterno's Statue
  4. 2:33
    Cubs Finally Remove Wrigley Field Ivy After Third Outfielder Hangs Himself On A Vine [2:33]
  1. 3:03
    Chris Bosh Proves Himself Not To Be An Ostrich By Winning Championship [3:03]
  2. 3:01
    Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed to Limit Penis Wind Resistance [3:01]
  3. 2:36
    Chris Bosh Struggling Through Belly Rub Addiction as Game 2 Nears [2:36]
  4. 2:53
    Insecure Miami Heat Can't Figure Out Who Garnett Called a "Sloppy-Chested Shit" [2:53]
  1. 2:44
    Stephen Strasburg Ceremoniously Re-Injures Arm On Opening Day [2:44]
  2. 2:40
    After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict [2:40]
  3. 2:46
    Broncos Receivers Worried Peyton Manning Going To Expose How Bad They Are [2:46]
  4. 2:38
    Nation Abuzz With Prospect Of 18-Year-Old Boys Having Their Dreams Crushed [2:38]
  1. 2:41
    Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball [2:41]
  2. 5:07
    Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop Playing Football Now [5:07]
  3. 2:35
    Peyton Manning Goes On 3-Day Football-Playing Binge After Being Dumped By Colts [2:35]
  4. 2:40
    Football Fans Excited To Watch Patriots Or Giants Lose Super Bowl [2:40]
  1. 2:33
    Tebow’s Defeat Restores Nation’s Faith In God [2:33]
  2. 2:40
    Alex Smith Boasts 49ers Have What It Takes To Win Despite Him [2:40]
  3. 2:33
    Tim Tebow Becomes First Christian To Play In NFL - Sports Year in Review [2:33]
  4. 2:37
    Aaron Rodgers Vows To Make Season Interesting By Killing Self [2:37]
  1. 2:32
    NBA Players, Owners Fail To Reach Agreement Where They Would Beat Each Other With Chains [2:32]
  2. 2:28
    Cowboys' Presumed Thanksgiving Win To Cause Nation To Vomit Up Dinners [2:28]
  3. 2:35
    Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez Prepare For Jets-Pats Matchup By Having Sex With Each Other [2:35]
  4. 2:32
    Kevin Kolb Lands New Job Where He Isn't Booed And Tackled As Much [2:32]
  1. 2:29
    Tim Tebow Becomes First Bad Quarterback To Lead 4th Quarter Comeback [2:29]
  2. 2:28
    Soccer Star Diagnosed With Chronic MLS [2:28]
  3. 2:28
    Mario Williams Out For Season With Torn Tit [2:28]
  4. 2:27
    Alex Smith TD Pass Challenged On Grounds It Was Thrown By Alex Smith [2:27]
  1. 2:31
    Tim Wakefield Admits Knuckleball Just Fastball He Throws Very Slowly [2:31]
  2. 5:05
    Red Sox Sell Out Of Commemorative "Collapse 2011" Hats, T-Shirts [5:05]
  3. 2:41
    Is Serena Williams Sexy Or Not? 'Get Out Of My Face' Takes On The Burning Question [2:41]
  4. 2:58
    Tom Brady Questionable For Sunday's Game After Waking Up Ugly [2:58]
  1. 2:53
    Rex Ryan, Rob Ryan Announce That They Are Brothers Who Kiss Each Other On The Lips [2:53]
  2. 3:08
    Panthers Name Cam Newton Starting QB Because Everybody Seems To Think They Should [3:08]
  3. 2:56
    Peyton Manning Says He Will Play In Colts Opener After Performing Neck Surgery On Self [2:56]
  4. 3:19
    Tiger Woods Fails To Qualify For Sex With Dive Bar Waitress [3:19]
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