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    War For The White House

    Featuring the hard-hitting, on-the-ground coverage that has made ONN the gold standard of the news industry, War For The White House has been the only source of U.S. presidential election news coverage since 1948.

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  1. 1:48
    Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe [1:48]
  2. 2:06
    How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day [2:06]
  3. 1:26
    Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves [1:26]
  1. 4:05
    The Onion's Swing State Analysis: Ohio [4:05]
  2. 4:09
    The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney [4:09]
  3. 4:22
    The Onion Voter's Guide To Barack Obama [4:22]
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Episodes

  1. 2:37
    After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016 [2:37]
  2. 1:48
    Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe [1:48]
  3. 2:06
    How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day [2:06]
  4. 1:26
    Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves [1:26]
  1. 2:41
    America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign [2:41]
  2. 2:02
    Nation's Roommates Debut New TV Spot Insisting 'Elections Are Bullshit' [2:02]
  3. 5:09
    New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose [5:09]
  4. PREVIEW: Take An Exclusive Glimpse At The New Hyper-Violent Voting Booths
  1. 2:00
    'Please Don't Let Me Die In Here' Begs Voter In Cutting Edge Debate Booth [2:00]
  2. 2:22
    Hot New App From The GOP Modernizes Minority Voter Suppression [2:22]
  3. 1:30
    ONN's Presidential Debate Gives Average Americans Totally Unsupervised Airtime [1:30]
  4. 2:05
    Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked [2:05]
  1. 3:57
    The Onion's Swing State Analysis: Florida [3:57]
  2. 4:05
    The Onion's Swing State Analysis: Ohio [4:05]
  3. 4:09
    The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney [4:09]
  4. 4:22
    The Onion Voter's Guide To Barack Obama [4:22]
  1. 1:44
    Introducing The Onion's 2012 Election Coverage [1:44]
  2. 2:45
    Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans [2:45]
  3. 2:56
    Obama Starring In New Judd Apatow Comedy To Appeal To Younger Voters [2:56]
  4. 2:44
    GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November [2:44]
  1. 2:53
    Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election [2:53]
  2. 3:10
    Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy [3:10]
  3. 2:39
    Tea Party Quiet... Too Quiet [2:39]
  4. 2:27
    Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot [2:27]
  1. 3:00
    Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone [3:00]
  2. 2:28
    Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook [2:28]
  3. 2:37
    Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn [2:37]
  4. 2:35
    Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself [2:35]
  1. 2:32
    Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary [2:32]
  2. 2:57
    Romney Now Flaunting His Wealth To Impress Voters [2:57]
  3. 3:06
    Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick [3:06]
  4. 2:41
    NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost [2:41]
  1. 2:51
    Critics Slam Obama For "Just Standing There" During Photo Op [2:51]
  2. 1:48
    Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan [1:48]
  3. 2:57
    Biden Invites Nation's Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet [2:57]
  4. 2:47
    Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are [2:47]
  1. 3:14
    Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President [3:14]
  2. 2:58
    Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience [2:58]
  3. 2:03
    Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’ [2:03]
  4. 2:38
    John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight [2:38]
  1. 2:43
    Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad [2:43]
  2. 3:06
    Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State [3:06]
  3. 3:02
    Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain [3:02]
  4. 2:05
    McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress' [2:05]
  1. 2:25
    Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas [2:25]
  2. 3:05
    Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain [3:05]
  3. 2:21
    Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans [2:21]
  4. 2:40
    Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election [2:40]
  1. 1:57
    'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate [1:57]
  2. 2:51
    Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early [2:51]
  3. 1:49
    Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future [1:49]
  4. 1:26
    As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote [1:26]
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