Episodes

  1. 2:27
    Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot [2:27]
  2. 2:39
    Tea Party Quiet... Too Quiet [2:39]
  3. 2:51
    Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early [2:51]
  4. 2:57
    Romney Now Flaunting His Wealth To Impress Voters [2:57]
  5. 2:02
    Nation's Roommates Debut New TV Spot Insisting 'Elections Are Bullshit' [2:02]
  6. 4:05
    The Onion's Swing State Analysis: Ohio [4:05]
  7. 2:22
    Hot New App From The GOP Modernizes Minority Voter Suppression [2:22]
  8. 2:43
    Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad [2:43]
  9. 4:22
    The Onion Voter's Guide To Barack Obama [4:22]
  10. 3:06
    Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick [3:06]
  11. 2:32
    Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary [2:32]
  12. 2:35
    Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself [2:35]
  13. 2:37
    Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn [2:37]
  14. 1:49
    Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future [1:49]
  15. 1:57
    'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate [1:57]
  16. 1:48
    Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan [1:48]
  17. 2:25
    Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas [2:25]
  18. 2:40
    Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election [2:40]
  19. 3:02
    Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain [3:02]
  20. 2:47
    Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are [2:47]
  21. 2:05
    Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked [2:05]
  22. 1:30
    ONN's Presidential Debate Gives Average Americans Totally Unsupervised Airtime [1:30]
  23. 2:28
    Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook [2:28]
  24. 2:44
    GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November [2:44]
  25. 2:56
    Obama Starring In New Judd Apatow Comedy To Appeal To Younger Voters [2:56]
  26. 4:09
    The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney [4:09]
  27. 2:37
    After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016 [2:37]
  28. 2:57
    Biden Invites Nation's Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet [2:57]
  29. 2:06
    How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day [2:06]
  30. 2:45
    Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans [2:45]
  31. 3:14
    Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President [3:14]
  32. 1:26
    Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves [1:26]
  33. 2:51
    Critics Slam Obama For "Just Standing There" During Photo Op [2:51]
  34. 3:57
    The Onion's Swing State Analysis: Florida [3:57]
  35. 1:26
    As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote [1:26]
  36. 3:05
    Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain [3:05]
  37. 2:41
    America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign [2:41]
  38. 2:53
    Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election [2:53]
  39. 1:48
    Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe [1:48]
  40. PREVIEW: Take An Exclusive Glimpse At The New Hyper-Violent Voting Booths
  41. 5:09
    New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose [5:09]
  42. 2:21
    Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans [2:21]
  43. 3:06
    Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State [3:06]
  44. 2:58
    Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience [2:58]
  45. 3:00
    Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone [3:00]
  46. 2:41
    NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost [2:41]
  47. 2:05
    McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress' [2:05]
  48. 2:38
    John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight [2:38]
  49. 2:03
    Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’ [2:03]
  50. 2:00
    'Please Don't Let Me Die In Here' Begs Voter In Cutting Edge Debate Booth [2:00]
  51. 1:44
    Introducing The Onion's 2012 Election Coverage [1:44]
  52. 3:10
    Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy [3:10]