1. Shelby Cross Warns Women Self-Defense Classes "A Trap"

    Cross Examination host Shelby Cross shows women how to physically defeat their self-defense instructors.

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    Shelby Cross Warns Women Self-Defense Classes "A Trap" [2:00]
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